Flavor of Love yesterday was a complete circus! All keeping me laughing and leaving my jaw dropped at the foolishness!

So we left off with New York returning as Flav's "special guest" shocking the remaining girls as she waltzed in looking very crackish to say the least. Flav precedes to tongue her down and Deelishis expresses thsame feeling we all had and says, "I literally threw up in my mouth!"


Flav tells the girls to make her feel comfortable and jets off to let the hellafied drama begin [DING] and they are off to make great reality TV. New York says that she's there to "weed out the crazies and the uglies." Well we all know that's not true because she's be the first one in line for the next Greyhound, but nonetheless, let's entertain her thought, or should I say let her entertain us?!

So who boots up on New York first?! Bootz of course! The first of many between New York and Bootz. This one is about why Flav is or is not Bootz' man. Like children fighting over if the sky is blue...but funny as hell!




Next they move to the girls upstairs after all the previous drama and Krazy is heaving and and saying she's nauseous Flav tried to taste Beautuful's tonsils and she had a cold sore [DUM DUM DUM]... The funny thing is they show Beautuful just sitting there like it's whatever, she may have been another room but it was edited to look like she was just watching the whole conversation and Nibblz saying that "maybe he should rub his lips with alcohol."




On to New York tipping into Flav's room and they gross us all out by kissing and rubbing...visual TMI!

The girls wake up to read the Flav-o-Gram while New York caked on make-up, curled her rat's nest and smoked all at the same time. The note today says that they will accompany Flav to a photoshoot at ERB Magazine and guess who's leading the pack? Yup, New York. VH1 provided them with a rack of Rave-esque dresses that they ran to scrounge through.


Once she finally finishes her Evilena routine in the bathroom, she proceeds to try to corral the ladies by yelling that they has 30 minutes to get ready...





New York being the dramatic loony that she is, is screaming "Come On, Bitches! I said a half an hour, and that was an hour ago!" at the bottom of the stairs. They scurry down the stairs with Bootz sashaying down last. [DING] Round 2 between Bootz and New York over her tardiness so "YOUR OUT OF IT!!" New York yells at her with last resort!



Just some funny shit! New York then proceeds to critique the ladies on their wardrobe choices:




Nibblz -- Needs a manicure and a bra
Krazy -- Dress is two sizes too big and she can see the top of her bra
Deelishis -- Looks good (Um, wow. I did not see that coming.)
Buckeey -- Shadow is all wrong (Eye shadow, that is. I think.)
Buckwild -- Looks like a fairy princess... who presides over Hell. Then she later says that Buckwild has a "Trailer Park Part" in her hair. Whatever the hell that is.
Beautuful -- Looks like a bridesmaid

She finally gets to Bootz and asks her if she wants back in and New York demands an apology and Bootz refuses... Then [DING] Round 3, they get in an argument over who should apologize to whom. Cut to New York proclaiming that she doesn't apologize, because she's never wrong. [Ha!]

The ladies head upstairs to try again [DING] Round 4 with Bootz and New York. New York with drink in hand "repremands" Bootz for her tardiness and Bootz just looks at her like she's paint drying and then she does the unthinkable...Apologies to New York for her tardiness. [Click Click Click] Bootz has just dropped 3 slots on the Bitch-0-Meter...I wouldn't have apologized off G.P. but she did and New York seemed pleased.




So Flav comes down to meet the girls and they jump in the limo to head to the photoshoot. The limo is full of tention so Flav tries talking to Nibblz, but she's not enjoying the fact that New York is there, so she's really quiet. Then in Flav's Confessional, he tells us that he thinks Nibblz might not be the best role model for his kids, because of the stripper pole in her living room. He makes some comments about it in the limo, which was kind of shitty with all the other girls there to hear but whatever...

They get to the photo shoot, and New York starts throwing out directions and insults, saying that Deelishis looks like a man and she tells Buckwild that "this ain't no soup kitchen" and to straighten her neck. Once they were done they went to sit and wait for...what I don't know...but sure more drama jumped off immediately.

New York decides to comment on Buckwild's accent and calls her ignorant, Buckwild shoots back that New York "looks ignorant" [HIGH FIVE to Buckwild] and New York flips back that she would be ignorant "all up on her ass." So Flav returns and tries to hold a conversation with the ladies and tells Buckwild she needs a little more "attitude" to which Buckwild says she has more attitude now because "Homegirl is helping me out real good with that."

Inquiring minds want to know so, Flav asks what's up, there's a recap of that cat-fight and Flav tells New York to be nice. Which sends New York flying into a rage and throws a tantrum and leaves the building fake crying "Why do I have to feel like this?" Flav runs behind her, apologizes, and tells New York that he'll let her do her thing.

So back to the photoshoot room, Krazy asks New York who exactly is in charge of the night's elimination which of course turns into an argument between New York and Krazy. After New York pokes Krazy's forehead with her finger and pulling the chair from up under her, Flav finally comes in to break it up. Krazy, no stranger to fights on the show, knows that if she hits first, she'll be the next on at the Greyhound station so she holds back [Bump that I'd have to whoop that ass for G.P.]...








Flav says that it's getting too violent and someone finally asks him who's in charge of eliminations that night, and he says that he's in charge, but he values New York's opinion. So that clears that up...They want another shot of Flav and he takes Krazy with him, which means the girls were all looking green with envy that they were on the sideline...

Flav and New York head out so that the magazine could interview the girls...and he uses the time to get a rundown from New York on his perception of the girls.

Buckwild -- She won't fit into his life romantically and she's fake
Beautuful -- She's too reserved and doesn't have enough energy
Nibblz -- She's in the adult industry
Buckeey -- She's lukewarm water (Whatever that means.)
Bootz -- She's opinionated, but she's truly there for Flav (Another one I didn't see coming.)
Deelishis -- She's there for Flav
Krazy -- She's not speaking from the heart, and she only says what she thinks Flav wants to hear

Flav asks New York what she thinks of herself, and she starts crying, saying that it's hard to watch Flav with all these other girls. Flav feels an old spark revisit. In his pants.



Back at the Rent-a-Mansion, Deelishis confides to New York that Krazy has Flav fooled. He's really buying into everything she says, but Deelishis says she's fake. Krazy overhears this and... wait for it... she confronts Deelishis and an argument insues.


Somehow, the topic changed to the night in the hottub after the KFC date when they show Flav taking his shorts off and Krazy taking her bikini off. Flav, of course, hears this argument. He comes in and asks what's up. To sum it up, Krazy leaves the room, Deelishis tells Flav through tears that Krazy is fake and that she told the girls about the night in the hottub [though she only really told Deelishis], Flav admits to naked activity with Krazy, but he's mad that Krazy spilled the beans about it.

So Flav takes Krazy to the suite and confronts her about the secret-telling, though he really didn't seem to upset about it and tells her basically the girls are hating because he feeling her [DUH!] Flav starts to canoodle with Krazy and she stops him and says she has to tell him one more thing before they proceed [Dum Dum Dum]...Beautuful has a cold sore! [Aagghhh!]



So now Flav's freaking out, since he shared that nice, long kiss with Beautuful at last week's elimination ceremony, and gets a little mad that Krazy, or any of them, didn't tell him sooner. Like, the second they found out.

Here's the first spin on it this weeks elimination, Flav says he had Big Rick (with New York at his side) bring all the clocks down, because he still, at that very moment, wasn't sure who or even how many girls were being sent home.

So let the clock dispensing begin. First to Deelishis, followed by Bootz, then Buckeey, and Buckwild. This leaves Nibblz, Krazy, and Beautuful, whom Flav said New York had the most problems with.

So Flav brings Beautuful up and says that she's not aggressive enough and her time is up. Then he goes on to confes what we all know -- the herpes simplex was a contributing factor! Then he brings Krazy up and she gets a clock while New York looks sick with it! Now it's Nibblz' turn. He says that she's real and beautiful, but she just isn't a good role model for his kids, so her time is up. In Nibblz' exit interview, she says, "I didn't sign up for this show to be a role model. I signed up to be a lover. And Flav missed out on a good f***." [EWEE...]

Now the second twist on eliminations: Flav then asks Big Rick to get The Box, which Big Rick blows a layer of fake dust off of, and Flav pulls New York's clock out from last season and asks her to go back on the platform as a contestant. She's fake crying her eyes out, and she takes the clock and scurries to the platform. The look on the other girls faces were priceless! They looked liked someone had told them Flav really was the last man on earth...

This is when Buckwild removes her clock and turned it in to Flav, saying that she won't continue on the show if New York is in the house, because New York is "crazy" and "mental disturbed" ans disrespected the house and other ladies [YEAH! that pretty much sums her up!]. Buckwild says that she just spent $30,000 to get out of jail and be on the show [LOL], and she's not going to risk going back in for kicking New York's ass, and that the only way she'd stay is if New York is handcuffed to the bed.

All the while, New York is laughing maniacally, saying, "Yeah, but I'M HERE BITCH!"

Buckwild and Flav go back and forth and then Flav stops her and asks her where accent went. Buckwild replied "out the window with them other girls!" He asks Buckwild to stay, but she leaves anyway. Which, apparently, was fine with Flav, because he said in the Confessional that he thinks she's fake because of the whole accent thing.



Toodles to Beatuful...You'll be missed but I'll catch you on the Wal-Mart relaxer shelf! LOL


So to sum it all up, it was the most hilarious and shocking episode so far...So what happens next week? More fooleywag!




So what happened to the accent??

Well, here's what Buckwild herself had to say on the matter:

"Are you fuckin jokin me! You really think I spoke different give me a break. That was such a weak story line. All them girls know me and will tell you that is exactly how I talk just cuz u see me actin serious and not all happy n fun u think I talk different well that just proves Flav don't know me. But let people think what they want I dont really give a fuck. I ain't gon change how I talk for no one not even Flav. They dont show how long that fight was anyways it was 2 hrs of yellin back and forth and that was the closest they could get to me talkin like someone else. It's not like I was all OH my god Flav Like this is so not fair!!!"

Even Like Dat chimed in on Buckwild, check out her blog where she addresses the issue and even states in part:

"I asked her enough times if it was really her, and when I didn't realize I was talkin to her momma, her momma confirmed it to. By the grace and glory all we can do is go by what people say and wish them well. And I do wish her all the best. Buckwild knows I love her, otherwise we would not be talkin on the phone 4 times a week like we do, keepin the east coast west coast connection together!"

So there you have it! Buckwild is straight out of Upland!!! LOL



Pic Cred: VH1.com