"Only white people and older black people say 'bling' now. If a white person uses slang too early, then that makes them look like a wigger. But if black people use slang too late, then it makes them look like a wigger.

"In my artistic opinion, white people look better in black and black people look better in white. Maybe that's why white people always have black-tie affairs and black people always have white-linen parties."

"The must-have item for everyone this summer is a heather-gray American Apparel T-shirt."

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